“连体婴儿症”是第二季的第五集，也是南方公园全系列的第18集，于1998年6月3日播出。
简介
古鲁姆护士脑袋边上长着一个死婴。大家决定做些什么来消除大家对她的歧视，却没想到适得其反。另一方面，南方公园的躲避球队一路过关斩将终于来到了中国的躲避球队面前，战况会怎么样呢？
剧情
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In this episode, the boys meet Nurse Gollum, the South Park Elementary nurse. They are horrified to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her face, due to a (fictional) condition called "Conjoined Twin Myslexia." Upon hearing about this and the boys making fun of her, Kyle's mom Sheila decides to help the woman, and forms "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week", a special week devoted to everyone with the disease, with "everyone" being Nurse Gollum by herself.
Meanwhile, the school dodge-ball team becomes eligible for competitions and goes on to fight the State Competition in Denver, the Nationals in Washington, D.C., and finally goes to China for the World Championship. In the State competition, South Park is able to win because Pip, the British exchange student, becomes filled with rage whenever kids make fun of him or incorrectly call him "French", giving him the strength to take down the other team. In the National competition, the Washington, D.C. team forfeits because of their fear of the inevitable international opponent, China. In China, South Park discovers the Chinese kids to be unstoppable, and the team is crushed (Kenny is crushed against a wall) until only Pip remains.
Pip manages to win the game when Kevin tricks the Chinese into calling him French; he single-handedly decimates the entire Chinese team with a single throw, but by this point everyone has decided they don't want to play dodge-ball anyway. The team does not cheer for Pip and heads home to South Park. Back home, the townspeople have donned hats that make them appear to have fetuses on their faces, held a parade for Nurse Gollum and videotaped her constantly. She angrily declares that she does not want any extra attention or special treatment, and that by doing so they make her feel singled out. She says she only wants to be harassed and ridiculed just like everybody else in the town and storms away. The adults think she is ungrateful, but the kids begin to question if the fetus actually makes her smarter.
肯尼之死
躲避球时被一个中国球员一球拍到墙上，血溅当场，当即毙命了。